White Mofo range extended

-- Chopper Guard wMOFO™ T-shirt range extended

Yesterday, in Parnell, Auckland, the suburb favoured by well-healed white mofos, Chopper Guard launched its wMOFO™ T-shirts.

The response has been tremendous and the first print run (10) has sold out.

Not to worry, the sweatshop is winding back into life as I write.

We’ve also taken the opportunity to expand our range.

‘Ngati white mofo’ (above) for those who really identify with their whiteness.

And (below), for the angry cyclist-hating motorist in the family (most families have one or two), ‘I love cycling mofos’

T-shirt giveaway

-- A positive spin on a cheeky darkie

Yesterday we pondered Cadel Evans’ now merchandised spin on his threats to cut journalist heads off.

What a great idea, we thought, quickly turning our attention to the commercial potential of promoting grave personality defects.

While there are a few local cyclists who should consider a T-shirt of their own, Chopper Guard cast the net wider to conjure its own MOFO series, celebrating local political outcast Hone Harawira and his fun with racism.

So, here they are. $30 a piece.