-- A letter to Specialized: store_customerservice@specialized.com
Dear Specialized
I am writing to tell you that I think Tom Boonen might be addicted to drugs and needs urgent help.
I know right now that Team Quick-Step is "working closely with team sponsors” (that's you), but could you also please help Tom.
His lawyer Luc Deleu says Tom is wise and aware of the consequences.
So I figure Tom’s second cocaine bust in 12 months means that his dependency has addled his capacity rational thought.
Like, he knew the consequences but did it anyway.
I think this is called drug addiction.
Don’t get me wrong – I’m a big fan of Tom's despite his repeated suspensions for cocaine use. Hell, I even ride Specialized.
(And I have to say that Tom’s recent Paris Roubaix victory seems all the more impressive now knowing that his system was clogged with cocaine residue – a known cardiovascular inhibitor. Imagine how much he’d have won by if he rode clean).
Please do your best to clean up Tom.
Yours in fondness and diminishing admiration.
Lester
Dear Specialized
I am writing to tell you that I think Tom Boonen might be addicted to drugs and needs urgent help.
I know right now that Team Quick-Step is "working closely with team sponsors” (that's you), but could you also please help Tom.
His lawyer Luc Deleu says Tom is wise and aware of the consequences.
So I figure Tom’s second cocaine bust in 12 months means that his dependency has addled his capacity rational thought.
Like, he knew the consequences but did it anyway.
I think this is called drug addiction.
Don’t get me wrong – I’m a big fan of Tom's despite his repeated suspensions for cocaine use. Hell, I even ride Specialized.
(And I have to say that Tom’s recent Paris Roubaix victory seems all the more impressive now knowing that his system was clogged with cocaine residue – a known cardiovascular inhibitor. Imagine how much he’d have won by if he rode clean).
Please do your best to clean up Tom.
Yours in fondness and diminishing admiration.
Lester
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